Oreo loves Pillow Pets

video was taken by Vincent

Oreo is just too damn cute.

I'm not a hipster!!

Hipster: Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as "complicated." (Most likely achieved by a minimum of one week not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Reads Black Book, Nylon, and the Styles section of the New York Times. Drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon. Often. Complains. Always denies being a hipster. Hates the word. Probably living off parents money - and spends a great deal of it to look like they don't have any. Has friends and/or self cut hair. Dyes it frequently (black, white-blonde, etc. and until scalp bleeds). Has a closet full of clothing but usually wears same three things OVER AND OVER (most likely very tight black pants, scarf, and ironic tee-shirt). Chips off nail polish artfully after $50 manicure. Sleeps with everyone and talks about it at great volume in crowded coffee shops. Addicted to coffee, cigarettes (Parliaments, Kamel Reds, Lucky Strikes, etc.), and possibly cocaine. Claims to be in a band. Rehearsals consist of choosing outfits for next show and drinking PBR. Always on the list. Majors or majored in art, writing, or queer studies. Name-drops. May go by "Penny Lane," "Eleanor Rigby," etc. when drunk. On PBR. Which is usually.

Dressed for Success

I've been out for most of today, and I came home to find Oreo in a dashing raincoat. I'm usually not a fan of puppies in clothes, but he's so darn cute. My cousin put it on him because he's been outside. Why? Believe it or not, but it rained in San Diego! Outrageous. Probably as outrageous as my week. It seems so fitting. Well, despite the unfavorable conditions, Oreo and I will be ready for whatever comes at us.
Tomorrow is a new day, and it's also a new week.

Oh, and I apologize for the poor quality photos. I took it with my new iPhone! :P

At first it was just a suspicion, but now I am pretty confident that Oreo hates kids. Oreo and I have been on a few walks lately so I have a fairly good idea. The teens and the adults go by unnoticed, but the little people get his attention regardless of his surrounding. I feel so bad since the kids will probably be traumatized for life, but what can I do?

Oh, so sorry for the long hiatus. It's been busy.