Can't Take My Eyes Off of You

Who can resist my puppy? He's a hot mess.

After his haircut (which costs more than mine), he's even more irresistible.

Shaking It

A typical Wednesday:

"Oreo, shake my balls."

Oreo shakes his balls.

"Good boy!"

Yes, my roommate was drunk, and the trick is only a variation of "shake hands" which Oreo has already mastered.